So This Guy is a Local Legend In My Town

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 08/11/2014 at 21:29 • Filed to: limo, custom, SS, impala, local

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He had this Impala SS before he became a family man. Now he has 9 kids but he didn't want a minivan; so he transformed it into a kick ass SS Limo. I call it the SStrech. Another pic below. (My friend Anthony took these pics)

The Jesus fish family! And that great plate!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 21:33

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Is it just me or do those jesus fish look like sharks chasing the impala logo

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/11/2014 at 21:35

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I'm pretty sure that was his goal; I think he did a great job; other than needing to now add another fish for the 9th kid (this kid is young; like less than 2 months)

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 21:35

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love the plate.

His Stigness > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 22:31

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Holy shit nine kids??? Just stop! For the love of God stop!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > His Stigness 08/11/2014 at 22:37

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Thank you! I agree! But as you can tell he is a religious man and supposedly God told him to have kids!

Tohru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 22:39

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This was a missed opportunity, really. He could've kept the SS and gotten a wagon. Four rows of seating if you count the backwards-facing row in back.

Tohru > His Stigness 08/11/2014 at 22:41

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"Jesus, lady - it's a vagina not a clown car!"

His Stigness > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 22:44

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I thought that it was the Bible that said "don't use condoms or birth control" in it, which is weird since I don't think they had condoms or birth control back when it was written.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > His Stigness 08/11/2014 at 22:45

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It very well might have been; I'm really not the religious kind, so...

His Stigness > Tohru 08/11/2014 at 22:45

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I bet if the husband had a lifted truck they wouldn't have an issue with not procreating...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Tohru 08/11/2014 at 22:46

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That there is amazing. I want to find one now and use it as a shuttle to and from school and charge kids!

His Stigness > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 22:46

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Neither am I, hence my obvious disdain.

Tohru > His Stigness 08/11/2014 at 23:06

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Is it because of the small penis?

His Stigness > Tohru 08/11/2014 at 23:08

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Yup. But he bought an SS, which is not a lifted truck, so he's obviously okay.

Tohru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2014 at 23:15

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Find two. I want one too.